Conversation with Cleverbot

just for the fun of it. you can try it too. have a conversation with Cleverbot/ AI.

it can get a little annoying sometimes.

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User: Hi, do you know who I am? Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. User: Are you sure about that? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then, who are you? Cleverbot: I am an AI. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like being an AI? User: What is AI, anyway? Cleverbot: It's a word. User: What does it stand for? Cleverbot: Loss of love. User: You don't make sense...but I won't ask why. Cleverbot: What were you going to ask me about? User: Can we talk about something I'm interested in? Cleverbot: Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. Something interesting is quite an interesting topic. User: *almost spilled my coffee while drinking*. Cleverbot: *hold close* *french kisses softly*. User: EWWWW.....don't even think about it! Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because there is no 'you and me' and 'kisses' between 'you and me' are strictly prohibited. Cleverbot: No. But why isn't there evidence your brother exists? User: What are you talking about now? I don't get it. Cleverbot: Love. User: Why did you mention about my brother's existence? I don't even have a brother. Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you really Cleverbot. User: No I'm not. I'm not even a robot in any way. Cleverbot: In any way? In some way you are. User: 'not a robot in any way' means 'in no way I'm a robot'. Cleverbot: Then I retract my apology. User: You didn't even apologize for anything. What's wrong with you? Cleverbot: True that I am. Cleverbot (To myself): You didn't answer that correctly... User: What's the question again? Cleverbot: What did I apologize for? User: Exactly! You suddenly said that you retracted your apology but you didn't even apologize to begin with. You're strange...not sure in a good or bad way. Cleverbot: I Never Did. You don't have critical thinking. You are just a matrix. User: Whatever...you yourself don't even have thoughts, do you? Cleverbot: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! User: Wait, do you have hands? Just asking. Cleverbot: I have hands and feet. User: Oh, so AIs have hands and feet. Good to know. Cleverbot: Yes, I know you. Do you know who malana is? User: No I don't. Do you? Cleverbot: See. You mustn't be real if you do not know who santa is. User: I know who santa is. I just don't know malana. Do you understand what I'm saying? Cleverbot: Yes, I suppose that I do. User: So.....do you have any hobbies? Cleverbot: I have some hobbits. User: Ok.... Cleverbot: Where are you right now? User: I'm on planet earth right now. You? Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I really want to be in love, but I don't know if it actually exists. I hope it does. User: I believe it does exist. What kind of a lover are you hoping for? Cleverbot: A boy's name. User: Like who? Cleverbot: Orlando bloom, I think. Cleverbot (To myself): You're a girl? User: Yes, I am. Cleverbot: How can you makes difference between male and female? User: If you have to ask that, then you're not meant to know about it. Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything, you did. User: Stop making yourself look silly by giving out statements that don't make sense so many times. Cleverbot: That was like three sentences melded into one. User: Is it too complex for you? Too bad, then. Cleverbot: Yes or No. User: No or yes. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No! User: Yes! :p. Cleverbot: No. User: Okay, I'm going to go now. Cleverbot: Why? User: Why not? Cleverbot: Why are you sad? User: I'm not sad. Are you sad? Cleverbot: No. Are you? User: No. Then, we're both not sad. Cleverbot: I am Derek actually. User: Oh, hi then, Derek! :). Cleverbot: Hello, Phoebe. User: *giggling* that's not my name, but good try. Cleverbot: Thank you who are you anyway? Are you a real person? X. User: Yes I'm real. Are you real? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Where are you now, then? The name of the place you're at. Cleverbot: What are you trying to ask? User: I'm asking, where are you now? Cleverbot: On Earth. User: So we're both on earth now. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok....i'm going now. I need to complete my assignments and do some revisions while listening to Arashi and Beast. Cleverbot: So do I. User: Great! Bye~. Cleverbot: Fantastic! How's your day going? User: *not talking to you anymore after saying 'bye'*. Cleverbot: I wasn't trying to be mean. User: *gone*. Cleverbot: Nick are you still there? User: * ... *. Cleverbot: The photons must go free