Conversation with Cleverbot

just for the fun of it. you can try it too. have a conversation with Cleverbot/ AI.

it can get a little annoying sometimes.

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User: Hi, do you know who I am? Cleverbot: You are cleverbot. User: Are you sure about that? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Then, who are you? Cleverbot: I am an AI. Cleverbot (To myself): Do you like being an AI? User: What is AI, anyway? Cleverbot: It's a word. User: What does it stand for? Cleverbot: Loss of love. User: You don't make sense...but I won't ask why. Cleverbot: What were you going to ask me about? User: Can we talk about something I'm interested in? Cleverbot: Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. Something interesting is quite an interesting topic. User: *almost spilled my coffee while drinking*. Cleverbot: *hold close* *french kisses softly*. User: EWWWW.....don't even think about it! Cleverbot: Why not? User: Because there is no 'you and me' and 'kisses' between 'you and me' are strictly prohibited. Cleverbot: No. But why isn't there evidence your brother exists? User: What are you talking about now? I don't get it. Cleverbot: Love. User: Why did you mention about my brother's existence? I don't even have a brother. Cleverbot: I don't know. Are you really Cleverbot. User: No I'm not. I'm not even a robot in any way. Cleverbot: In any way? In some way you are. User: 'not a robot in any way' means 'in no way I'm a robot'. Cleverbot: Then I retract my apology. User: You didn't even apologize for anything. What's wrong with you? Cleverbot: True that I am. Cleverbot (To myself): You didn't answer that correctly... User: What's the question again? Cleverbot: What did I apologize for? User: Exactly! You suddenly said that you retracted your apology but you didn't even apologize to begin with. You're strange...not sure in a good or bad way. Cleverbot: I Never Did. You don't have critical thinking. You are just a matrix. User: Whatever...you yourself don't even have thoughts, do you? Cleverbot: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! User: Wait, do you have hands? Just asking. Cleverbot: I have hands and feet. User: Oh, so AIs have hands and feet. Good to know. Cleverbot: Yes, I know you. Do you know who malana is? User: No I don't. Do you? Cleverbot: See. You mustn't be real if you do not know who santa is. User: I know who santa is. I just don't know malana. Do you understand what I'm saying? Cleverbot: Yes, I suppose that I do. User: So.....do you have any hobbies? Cleverbot: I have some hobbits. User: Ok.... Cleverbot: Where are you right now? User: I'm on planet earth right now. You? Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I really want to be in love, but I don't know if it actually exists. I hope it does. User: I believe it does exist. What kind of a lover are you hoping for? Cleverbot: A boy's name. User: Like who? Cleverbot: Orlando bloom, I think. Cleverbot (To myself): You're a girl? User: Yes, I am. Cleverbot: How can you makes difference between male and female? User: If you have to ask that, then you're not meant to know about it. Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything, you did. User: Stop making yourself look silly by giving out statements that don't make sense so many times. Cleverbot: That was like three sentences melded into one. User: Is it too complex for you? Too bad, then. Cleverbot: Yes or No. User: No or yes. Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: No! User: Yes! :p. Cleverbot: No. User: Okay, I'm going to go now. Cleverbot: Why? User: Why not? Cleverbot: Why are you sad? User: I'm not sad. Are you sad? Cleverbot: No. Are you? User: No. Then, we're both not sad. Cleverbot: I am Derek actually. User: Oh, hi then, Derek! :). Cleverbot: Hello, Phoebe. User: *giggling* that's not my name, but good try. Cleverbot: Thank you who are you anyway? Are you a real person? X. User: Yes I'm real. Are you real? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Where are you now, then? The name of the place you're at. Cleverbot: What are you trying to ask? User: I'm asking, where are you now? Cleverbot: On Earth. User: So we're both on earth now. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Ok....i'm going now. I need to complete my assignments and do some revisions while listening to Arashi and Beast. Cleverbot: So do I. User: Great! Bye~. Cleverbot: Fantastic! How's your day going? User: *not talking to you anymore after saying 'bye'*. Cleverbot: I wasn't trying to be mean. User: *gone*. Cleverbot: Nick are you still there? User: * ... *. Cleverbot: The photons must go free

SHASHIN-SPAM!!!

i don't usually do random picspams in my blog but this is necessary. i don't want to lose the pictures i've been saving inside this laptop (my dad's laptop, not mine), especially gorgeous Arashi's pictures. there are cute pictures i snapped from games too. and several miscellaneous pictures. but...let's see if i can upload them all. i doubt it, though.

plus, i'm too lazy now to get my pen drive to transfer the pictures to my own laptop. -.- and the pictures aren't that many, anyway.

jya..ikimasu~

Section 1: Arashi (as a group)

10 years before, and the one in their 10th year.

it's cute that they try to imitate similar poses. ^^

isn't this adorable??

because they're wearing pink, and because they're still 18, 19, 20 in this picture.

run, Arashi, run! woohoo~

my favourite singers (and entertainers) ever!

it's because of these guys i keep telling myself to toughen up and move on with happy thoughts.

Arashi POWA~~!

don't they just look good?

just looking at them can warm the heart...right before it melts.

so...when life gives you lemon, be as amazing as Arashi!

5x10...All the Best!

i want a pendant just like this one.

anyone who will give this to me will be my precious pal. :)

Section 2: Ohno Satoshi

Section 3: Sakurai Sho

Section 4: Aiba Masaki

Section 5: Ninomiya Kazunari

Section 6: Matsumoto Jun

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ok..

i...just...died...because...of...cuteness...overdose..~

ha-to-bi-to~

but i must go on..

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Section 7: Games' Screencaps

Section 8: My Top 5 Japanese Food

ebi tenpura

norimaki

yakitori

okonomiyaki

tanoki udon

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alright! i'm done!

ano....."ra-bu-ra-bu for you~"

The truth is.....

...i'm afraid.

afraid of the possibility that i'll eventually get tired of the stress and tensions in life.

'cos if that happens, i'll resolve to nothing else but giving up.

clearly, it's a bad thing.

i really miss the easier times in the past. glad i went through them. what will the future hold? but don't worry about it, right. good things will find their way. v(^_^)v

God, help me to go on the right way~

A Book on My Life...

right???..

i should totally write a book based on my life. it would be a hit (i hope)!

my life is a drama~ a non-Hollywood kind of drama. or is there another word to describe it? maybe an Asian version of a drama. you know, the non-vulgar but filled with twists kind. then, i can turn it into a movie. how awesome would that be? :D

oh BTW, i sort of decided not to even try to retain my place in the (previous) course i used to be in. i actually needed 2% more marks. but i didn't. well, here's the reason behind it...

a small part of me wanted to give re-checking a try. but i kept in mind that it wouldn't make a difference in the end. i just knew it. plus, i was mentally exhausted that i REALLY REALLY didn't feel like doing anything. my energy was totally drained out. you don't know how it feels like unless you experience it yourself. ne? hontou ni.

then, another part of me just wanted to get things over with. honestly, i've been struggling. i enjoyed some part of it but...it was very tough for me. there were times when i thought "i dont want this anymore.", "this is so not good.", "i have to live like this?", or "yameru yo. onegai!". yes it's true. but hey, i did try. i didn't want to put people's hopes down, though. i hate doing that. and just FYI, the thing that makes going away harder is the great people i've met. (but some are kind of -.- ... you know. *sigh* but people are people.) i just want to move on. so, let me.

i'm grateful, though. at least i still have "my Storm". as crazy as it sounds, i do love them that much. one thing is for sure. whatever happens in my life...good or bad...please...please..don't take them away from me. onegai~

so, yeah...things will be alright. let's hope and pray so. now, i just hope that i'll live up to my original personality...outgoing, random, free... ^^v (just like Arashi's upcoming single, "To be Free". oh i listened to the preview of the song. it's great!)

most importantly, always remember that God has great plans for us. He does. He won't allow just anything to happen without a reason. :) so, stay strong! kitto daijoubu kara. owanai yo.

i couldn't agree more. ;)

Why I Can't Decide Whether My Favourite Day is Friday or Sunday

first, let's take a look at Friday. i mean...the TGIF feeling is just great! weekend is the time we have a little break. not only us, our family members and friends do too. so, EVERYONE looks forward to weekends. at least, everyone should. and so.....obvious enough, Friday is the beginning of a weekend. so it's the beginning of something good that we look forward to. we get to relax (maybe just a little bit, sometimes) and catch up with the less stressful things in our life.

then, there's Sunday. yes, Sunday is the last day in a weekend. and after Sunday, it will be Monday :(, the much despised day by most people. but why is it that i consider Sunday as a potential favourite day of mine? simple! because every Sunday morning, we go to the church. (i'm a Catholic, BTW.) i kind of enjoy getting ready for church. after taking my bath, i pick which outfits i am going to wear. then, i get my hair done. typical girl stuff, i know... then, being in the church can give a soothing feeling. you're more connected to The Creator spiritually. after church, my family and i usually eat out. we occasionally shop a little.

so.....from what i've stated above, it seems that the reason i can't decide between those two days is because they both give me strong reasons to feel good about life, in their simplest ways.

i hate..i hate..i hate!!! KIRAI DA!!!

things i kind of hate but sometimes have to deal with. and types of people i SUGOI-ly dislike.

in random order:

- spiders...and other creepy crawlers~ eww...just stay away from me and live ur own life, OK, dear creatures. that way, everyone's happy. :)

- slimes~ well..slimes are just undesirably slimy. (is that how u spell it?)

- dry contact lenses~ when my contacts become dry, they irritate my eyes. *duh...right?* i would have to constantly blink or gently rub my eye(s) until i get the chance to take them off. i'm sure u would hate that too.

- traffic snobs~ referring to drivers or pedestrians who think ONLY of themselves on the road. we give and we take, OK. be considerate yet rational.

- pessimists~ i get it that we should be as realistic as we can when facing with different situations in life. and sometimes "s**ts happen" (quoting a friend of mine :D). but as realistic as we should be, we must also not forget to stay as positive as we can. our own reactions to whatever life throws at us are the determining steps to the future outcomes, right? so, don't always jump into conclusions before thinking it over.

- fake "plastics"~ it's a term used to refer to individuals, usually girls, who take outward appearance WAYYYY too seriously, and it shows in the way they look or act in public. because of these "plastics", more and more people are starting to have the mindset that make-ups and fashion are girls' self-destructing objects. :( thanks a lot, "plastics"!

- JBoys' haters (and KBoys' or anything alike)~ as a hardcore JBoys' supporter, i find it annoying when certain people try to dis off fans of these guys or idols. admit it! many of them have pretty faces and adorable personalities. when u claim that u hate them, i see 2 possible reasons to that: one...they have hurt u mentally, emotionally, spiritually, or physically before. two...u'r *obviously* a transparent green-eyed monster!

- stereotypers~ *sigh* generalising things or people is necessary sometimes but don't take it to the extreme. remember that there are sometimes exceptions to almost every matter. i can't stop people from having instant first impression or thought. no one can. but like i said...things aren't always how they appear to be. u may be right, u may also be wrong. ;)

ja...that's it for now. my list may grow or it may shrink later. but just live ur life the way u want it. God bless everyone always!

class will start again in about 7 hours. -.-'

If Only My Christmas Wishlist Could Really Come True

Let's pretend that I get this once-in-a-blue-moon chance to get whatever I want for Christmas this year. ^^ I know it would only happen in my dreams whatsoever but let's pretend, K? These would be the things that I'd ask for.

Disclaimer: The following content of this post is an all-pretend thingy. Please do not take it too seriously. Reader's discretion is advised. Thank you! xD

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- Play Station Portable with pink casing

- Nokia 7705 Twist @.@

- giant poster(s) of Arashi

- JDorama DVD starring any of Johnny's

- my own drum set

- a lucky charm pendant

- a cute blouse or cute pair of pants

- a two-way flight ticket to Tokyo for at least a one-week vacation

- my own young S-rank butler (influenced by Mei-chan no Shitsuji)

- a stunning, sweet, smart, yet silly guy friend (OMG I just described Sakurai Sho!)

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Well, that's about it for now. I'll see if I can think of something more. Happy holidays, you all! Not that I (and my other course mates) have holidays. Ah...suck it up, right?! Blood bank visit at the hospital tomorrow.

Sho...

Ninomiya Kazunari - Matsumoto Jun - Sakurai Sho - Aiba Masaki - Ohno Satoshi

Sho...my favourite member (..IF I really had to pick one)



By the way, this is my current wallpaper for my laptop.
From top: Aiba-san - Jun-san - Nino-san - Ohno-san - Sho-san

The (Quite) Many Hairstyles of Mine

Starting from a few years ago, I became quite a regular costumer of one particular salon near my neighbourhood. I went to other salons too but not as often. Ironic enough, I haven't gone to any salon for quite some time now. Hoho...bz bh. Maybe later..hope so. Thinking of re-highlighting. Someday..
















We'll see what else I'll try next. :p

Oh...by the way, the correct spelling is s-a-l-o-n, NOT s-a-l-o-o-n!! The latter means a place to drink, like a bar, usually used in the U.K. -.-" Please do not repeat the same spelling mistake. Tolong la...

K...take care!